THIS IS NOT FAIR.

Tonight there is to be a total lunar eclipse for the first time in two years. 

It's supposed to be absolutely beautiful.

BUT... If you live in Southern California you won't be able to see it!

The sky is way too fucking cloudy, and therefore you can't see the sky. THEREFORE, you can't see the total lunar eclipse. THEREFORE, everyone in Southern California is screwed out of a gorgeous view. 

It's kind of like God is smiting us for sinning all the damn time (forgive me). 

*sigh*

Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash